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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:41

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nutritionists Rank The Best (And Worst) Packaged Deli Meats For Your Health - HuffPost
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Supernovae may have kicked off abrupt climate shifts in the past—and they could again - Phys.org
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
While you sleep, these bugs throw a party on your face - East Idaho News
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Kanye West Shows Up At Sean 'Diddy' Combs’ Trial—And Quickly Leaves - Forbes
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thousands of Kroger, Albertsons grocery store workers vote to strike - KIRO 7 News Seattle
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
UK has fingers in its ears over Trump’s defense threat - politico.eu
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Star-shaped brain cells may underpin the brain's massive memory storage - Live Science
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
No way
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
So they tried
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance