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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nutritionists Rank The Best (And Worst) Packaged Deli Meats For Your Health - HuffPost

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Supernovae may have kicked off abrupt climate shifts in the past—and they could again - Phys.org

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

While you sleep, these bugs throw a party on your face - East Idaho News

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Kanye West Shows Up At Sean 'Diddy' Combs’ Trial—And Quickly Leaves - Forbes

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thousands of Kroger, Albertsons grocery store workers vote to strike - KIRO 7 News Seattle

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

UK has fingers in its ears over Trump’s defense threat - politico.eu

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Star-shaped brain cells may underpin the brain's massive memory storage - Live Science

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

No way

Thumbs down again.

No go.

How do you feel cockroach?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

So they tried

NASA and India to Launch a $1.5 Billion Revolutionary Satellite That Will Change Earth Observation Forever! - The Daily Galaxy

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance